I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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