Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
This house was built for laser tag.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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