just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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