they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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