Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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