Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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