I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
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