Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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