when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
You're like the curious george of whores
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
where are my eyebrows?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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