you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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