Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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