So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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