Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Are we still banned from the library?
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
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