you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
