Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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