that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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