shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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