Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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