Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
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