We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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