Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
