if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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