Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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