My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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