I think scott just propositioned me for sex
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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