spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
