i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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