It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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