I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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