Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
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