This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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