She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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