Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
