what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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