I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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