i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
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