Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Couch. On fire.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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