I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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