well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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