What a fucking waste of an outfit
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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