I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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