: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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