The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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