Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
The feeling are messing with the penis
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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