I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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