There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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