he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
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