"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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