only if we run a train.
done.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
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