Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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