i don't like sucking hair
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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